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Hey, Champ, why do wrong face? 嘿!Champ 干嘛哭著一张脸?I dont know Scott, I really screwed up last night 我不知道,Scott 但我昨晚真的搞砸了Come on, talk to me. Tell me what happened 别这样,告诉我你昨晚到底发生什麽事? All right, I'll try...... 好吧...我尽量I took her on a date, things seemed so bright 昨晚和她约会,我感觉十分良好I knew i would not need my you porn tonight 看来我今晚不用靠you porn打手枪We go to her place and we fool around 当我们回到她家就开始互相调 情We throw all our clothes...to the ground 我们把衣服都脱下...丢到地上We begin as she turns out the lights 她一关灯我们就准备冲刺I start but feel something so extra tight 当我开始督时却觉得异常的紧I hear her cry, and I see her frown 听到她轻声叫喊,看著她眉头一皱I look at the condom 低头看著拔出来的套 套...it is all brown 全是 屎~黄~色Last night, wooo~, I stuck it in the wrong hole 昨晚 woooo~ 我督错洞了!I'm so sorry, wooo~, from the bottom of my soul... 我发自内心深处 wooo~跟你道歉cause i stuck it in the wrong hole 因为我...督错了洞~Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better 抹些preparation H(痔 疮药)也许你会舒服点In my defense those holes are so close together 我只能说那两个洞实在太靠近Oh baby baby don't feel defiled 噢!宝贝宝蔽伏贝不要觉得被弄脏了It's a common accident during doggy style 这种意外在小狗式里面很常见啊It was so dark I couldn't see so good 灯光黯淡令我视线模糊I had no idea where i put my wood 我不知道为啥会把我的阿里山神木(胯下神物)插到那I want to make things better want to make things alright 我希望能够弥补挽回这一切If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I'd rather if she didn't)愿胡扰意的话你可以戴个假老 二捅我一整晚(我宁可她别这麼做裤并旦)I never ever want to make you feel hurting 我从没打算让你难过受伤I guess thats why God made that hole not for inserting 我想那就是上帝不让我们督屁 股的原因Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause 宝贝请别犹豫告诉我你的想法Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ 现在我明白在HBO节目里肛 肛好的感受Maybe take some Advil, your pain it will fix 也许吃点Advil(止痛药)你就能好点From the way you are walking, you can compete in the special olympics 看你走路的样子都能参加特殊奥运了If this was Alabama we would be on trial 要是在阿拉巴马州,我们早被送审受询That's how my mom took my temperature when I was a child 而老妈在我小时后就是这样帮我量体温I've got a confession and I think you won't mind 你应该不介意我向你坦白I kinda liked when you put it in my behind 我还挺喜欢你插我菊（和谐）花I don't know baby I'm no Sodomite 我不知道耶 宝贝,我不是鸡（和谐）奸爱好者Can't we just try it again tonight? 那我们今晚可以再试一次吗?Alright! 好的!Every night,wooo~, I stick it in the wrong hole 每天晚上 wooo~ 我都督错了洞It's so much fun wooo~ and we don't need no birth control 玩起来更有趣 wooo~ 还不需要避（和谐）孕 When we stick it in the wrong hole 当我们督错了洞I stuck it in your ass! 我插了你的小屁屁!
